Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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