I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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