So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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