I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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