you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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