You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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