yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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