Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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