last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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