I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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