we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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