That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
This toilet bowl is my home.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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