I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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