Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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