belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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