normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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