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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.

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(334): View more from Alabama

Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"

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(701): View more from North Dakota

that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon

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(302): View more from Delaware

I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.

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(940): View more from Texas

You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..

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(949): View more from California

You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody

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