btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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