Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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