Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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