hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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