so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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