Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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