Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So many bounce houses so little time
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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