He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I will be naked everywhere
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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