Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
NoShamevember. You game?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Randomize
