do herpes really smell.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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