remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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