yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
