and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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