i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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