If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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