found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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