no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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