Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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