My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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