A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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