just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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