White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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