I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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