actually, I'm a sock model
Will you blow on my dice?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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