she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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