Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Say something about gay babies.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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