Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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