how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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