So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Randomize
