i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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