i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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