look no pants
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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