It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples