Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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