my soul wont recognize me after tonight
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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