you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
honey bunches of taint.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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