No, you can still breathe under the balls.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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