I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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